miracles happen every day

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

Oh my dick definitely my dick

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CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

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poopflow:

if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now 

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cerulean-heart:

If your friend doesn’t annoy you at times then it’s not a true friendship.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

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bombshellofmalibu:

if i had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly i’d be broke cause i’m perfect lol later losers

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ignitionremix:

marry rich or die trying is the motto am i right ladies 

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doctor-wholmes:

meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’

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rnackenzie:

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature 

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